OSCARS 2011 'Worst Dressed'

First of all I would like to start off by saying that I was extremely disappointed with the dress selection this year. Some of the dresses are so bad that even Charlie Sheen would notice how horrible they are. Yeah it's that bad. I am going to start from the bottom of the barrel and claw my way out.






Scarlett Johansson

This dress was all kinds of wrong. Wrong shade of purple, wrong lace patterning (making her look oddly shaped) and wrong bra. You can see the bra and I don't know if this was intentional but it looks silly. I hate to dog on Dolce and Gabanna but it was just, well... wrong.



Amy Adams

I like the colour and fabric of her dress but the accessories don't match with it at all. I dislike how the necklace rests on her dress, it makes the necklace look like an after thought. Also the green jewels are clashing with the blue and, frankly, green gems were done better last year by Angie Jolie. Plus, her hair should have been in an updo because there's so much going on at the head and neck area already and that would have simplified it.

Hilary Swank

This dress could have been bearable if it was all the same colour. Having said that, the shading of the light gray to dark gray has the effect of looking dirty. It looks as if she has been dragging the dress through mud puddles.

Jennifer Lawrence

To be honest I didn't even know who this person was until I looked her up. I hated this dress from the moment I laid eyes on it. The colour, the plain cut, the lack of jewelry, and the horrible Kate Middleton hair style.

This dress reminds me of the Kelly Kapowski-esk swim suits from Baywatch. You're at the Oscars lady, this is the time to shine and go balls deep with your outfit! It's not to try and look like Yasmine Bleeth circa 1995.

Like, C'MON!

Jennifer Hudson

O.K. I'm just going to go ahead and say what everyone is thinking... Her tits look like flapjacks. I'm sorry, if you know your going to be appearing in front of millions of people on the red carpet and your boobies are fugly, cover 'em up.

Don't even get me started on the orange colour. It reminds me of a Hallowe'en leaf bag. Google image that shit. It's spooky how much they resemble eachother.

Gwyneth Paltrow

The top part of the dress is alright I guess and the liquid metal colour is fine but the lower half of this dress is just awful. It looks like she forgot to get her stylist to steam the bottom of her dress. Also the old lady pin on her hip looks so out of place. Usually Gwen is so fabulous but I think this was a huge fail for her.

Reese Witherspoon

Reese's ensamble looks like it was ripped out of a bad prom magazine from 2001, her hair looks like she copied it from her daughters Malibu Barbie (clip in hair extensions from Claire's anyone?), and her last name is Witherspoon, sick!

Did anyone else agree with my picks for Worst Dressed?

Who do you think I missed or should add to this list?... (I know they're are many more to choose from)

Coming soon, Best dressed!

Thanks for reading!

Becca